Monday, December 1, 2008

The Reason This Blog Was Created

well well well...when my frens all started blogging, i tot dat it was time wasting and stupid...nonetheless, i started dis cb blog oso...First of all, i wanna dedicate lots and lots of gratitude to some all my frens...lets start wit jacky. Jacky Tan Retard i tink...u see..i learn biology. Im especially focused in bio classes. And im gud in it. No doubt talents play a part in it. bt after some teaching and lots of lessons from my fav teacher... Yes, shes Puan C...i've got to noe smth about chromosomes(go check de dictionary if u dun understand de word).... A common person normally have 46 chromosomes... bt our special guest here Mr Jacky..He's special.. Or u can oso say different genetically..He has 48 chromosomes...Plz pay ur full attention.. According to The International Committee of Retardeds.. so called ICR...People with more or less den 46 chromosomes can be categorized as Abnormal. Wad does abnormal imply? Super Good? Seriously Bad? Our Mr Jacky here is undoubtedly one of those with both abilities.. Unfortunately... hes a little imbalance... SAd to found out dat he is seriouly inflicted by dis deadly syndrome, the Retard Syndrome... Dis pic briefly shows u how he looks like...






Heres of the rare moments when hes happy celebrating his 16 bthday in styles.. His mom had just bought him a superman T-Shirt..Nowadays.. its hardly a moment when he is dis ecstatic... Well since he has reached de highest stage of de Retard Syndrome...he has gone through some revolution.. or shall we say some physically deteriorating changes.. Heres how he looks like...






im warning u stupidos out dere reading nt 2 laugh... Dis is a very severe case. Show ur respect... Nt only 2 our mr jacky a.k.a jackass right here.. bt to all humans throughout de world whose vulnerability have been destroyed by dis syndrome since dey were first born.. They were oso humans like all of those who have 46 chromosomes.. Ooh ya , as i have mentioned above,people with 48 chromosomes have oso some advantages...Our Mr Jacky here is officially a sejarah Freak...He has set a new class record for having As for all his sejarah marks. Three cheers for him... Heres him playing with his doll gifted by his beloved parents for doing his examinations in flying colours....



I still rmbr dat day when Chua Chen Yi, human dog of chairman of de DOGS HAVE RIGHTS TOO foundation came to Mr jacky and lan c him and said dat he was well prepared for de sejarah and hes gonna beat Mr Jacky dis time... Well..well..well.. Mr Jacky din give a dam to dat human dog... U noe y...becuz de result tells it out.. Our Mr Retarded scores another A1 while our Mr CHua Chen yi once again ended in failure.....U shud hav seen how he growled and barked...Guess what happen to him... He was sent back to Doggie Doggie land by his master, Mr Dato Paul...ooh boy...wad a pity... i heard Master Paul spent $100 millions on finding him a gud tutor..lol....all wasted on a dumbass dog...sigh..nvm.. i tink its better for Mr CCY to go to Doggie Doggie land becuz i heard dat he has became the leader of all dogs in dat land...nt important anyway....Once again..we must all salute our Mr 48chromosome a.k.a Mr Jacky bin Jackass. He has proven himself as a world beater in academics although seriously... he does look retarding ugly...And dis blog serves as a wonderful reminder to all de people regardless of those with 46 or 47 chromosomes.... please do respect everyone...All works of love are all works of peace and harmony....Thus, im naming muh blog in respect to everyone with 48 chromosomes. Once again, i present u with our hero.......MR JACKY BIN JACKASS!!!!

May God Bless him....Insyaallah....







Wednesday, November 26, 2008

Hihi, dis is muh 1st blog.....2day im gonna tok about a woman..lets nt reveal her true identity... juz label her as Mrs.P....erm...im gonna have supper wit my family....TO BE CONTINUED